some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot


the first person to make it out of the inquisition character creator and actually start playing the game is stronger than the rest of us and should be respected as such

Does my university recruit only attractive men? Because I would jump the bones of almost every guy here.


so bioware apparently wants the DA:I players to never see sunlight again

1. This morning I googled
“Signs of Domestic Abuse”
to remind myself I was right.
I still flinch at slamming doors,
a broken dish, a white couch.
There are days I yell so loud
I swear it’s your voice
In my throat.

2. I have learned this world
is the size of a fist, lately
an open palm.
Where ever you are,
you will probably read this.

3. Good.


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