nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

At the end of the day, it isn’t where I came from. Maybe home is somewhere I’m going and never have been before.
- Warsan Shire (via feellng)
The best thing about French:

Person: "Ça va?"
Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
Person: "Ça va."

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.

I’m super proud of this one, so click through and continue the adventure!

*heavy breathing*Just so you guys know, if you enter I-LOVE-THE-SIMS into Origin, you get a FREE copy of The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection (all 18 EPs and SPs!!)This expires on the 31st SO GO DO IT! FREE GAME!

*heavy breathing*

Just so you guys know, if you enter I-LOVE-THE-SIMS into Origin, you get a FREE copy of The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection (all 18 EPs and SPs!!)

This expires on the 31st SO GO DO IT! FREE GAME!

I am in love with the
the quiet in my bones,
my own desires, and
the jumps and drops my
heart makes
before I am in love
with any person.
- I Am In Love, Even When I’m Not Saying “I Love You” To Anyone | Lora Mathis (via emotional-algebra)

My dog just ate an entire box of oreos. This is the second time. I don’t know how she’s still alive.