Dear Resmaint,

Hi, this is WR305 again. Well, we’ve been having some problems lately. The problem’s been here for about a year now but it’s only been giving us trouble in the past few weeks. You see, heavy objects have been flying off shelves across the room with no explanation whatsoever and today a box fell off a stable surface and bruised my arm kind of badly. Yesterday, the ice tray shot across the room by itself too. In addition, there’s been some unexplained wind coming through the bathroom, might need to get that checked out. And there was a loud terrible sound coming through the air ducts that was slightly worrying.

Thanks so much,

Erin

P.S. Pretty sure you’ve got a rodent infestation in the walls.